Yes, it’s pretty but it’s not a great web presence

There are a few things you will never get if I work on your website. I promise that you will not have a flash-only website that forces the browser to be the same size as the screen (if I wanted it that big I would have made the browser that big, thanks) and play loud music you can’t turn off with canned sound effects when you move your mouse. No hidden navigation that users have to “discover”. No flash-only “I didn’t want search engines to be able to index my site anyway” crap.

Yes, some of those sites are pretty. Very well executed, very artistic. Props to the artists involved. But a web presence it is NOT. Users should be able to tell at a second’s notice what they’re supposed to do on the site, how to get where they want to go and most importantly, what you do. Search engines need text, TEXT, for their spiders to index or you can kiss any kind of placement in search results goodbye. And finally, stop ticking your users off! If I want sound, give me a button that says “turn sound on”, don’t start playing it immediately. Stop resizing my browser. Stop playing movies and flash immediately on page load. Give me a button that says “Play Movie”.

This is not rocket science. Don’t screw with your user; don’t lock out every search engine on the planet.

Myers Image Library

Several of my photos of downtown Milwaukee were selected for use in the Myers Internet image library, a catalogue of web-sized images that our clients can put on their own sites. Here are a few of the images selected for the library:

Calling all valid CSS “browser hacks!”

I don’t like to use css hacks. I do use them. In point of fact, I maintain a small list of css hacks so I can easily reference them. But I don’t like them. Except for the last one on that list, which I think I’ve used twice total, all those “hacks” are actually valid css that simply hook into Explorer’s irregular DOM and different levels of selector support to target cases that only exist in one browser or another.

Enter IE8 several months ago. Setting aside the fact that I can’t even get the damn thing to run without going through an initial “start -> erase all preferences -> close -> start -> close the ‘you need to customize!’ window by clicking the X not the ok or it blows up -> open a new tab -> close the first tab” route (yes, I’ve done a clean install and tried trashing my prefs), once I finally get to it for testing, I find that its “Compatibility” and “IE7” rendering is occasionally off of IE7, and the IE8 rendering is different from IE6, IE7 or Firefox…

And so far, all I’m seeing for css hacks is invalid css code. Anyone out there yet found a css hack that targets only ie8 that’s valid css? Any way to target its modes in a way that would distinguish IE7 from IE8 Compatibility or IE8’s version of IE7?

Nur Wallpaper

Nur 1920

Nur 1920x1200

Nur 1680x1050

Nur 1680x1050

Nur 1440x900

Nur 1440x900

Nur 1280x800

Nur 1280x800

Nur 1024x786

Nur 1024x786


Sails Furled

Sails furled

Sails furled

Photo taken at the marina in Escanaba, MI, July 3, 2007.